Monday 30 May 2011

Machete

What the fuck. Watched this after centurian. Its for kids in comparison. Totally ridiculous mindless violence. And stars (and some chids) in the cast as well. Proud of you robert. Even though i had to look up internet to see if was actually you. Conclusion: obviously written by a complete madman. I liked it. Keep it up (ou er) whoever you are.

Centurian

Centurian has serious blood and stuff. Watchable if your trying to fix your phone like i was. But not bad. Not a classic either. Dont take my word for it. Break your phone and watch it.

Sunday 29 May 2011

Windtalkers

Fully expected to be writing Shittalkers. But its fucken good.
Nichols - dont worry about giving me a call.

Season Of The Witch

Season of the witch started pretty well. Being a keen occult follower myself i'm into this sort of thing. I liked that song they did about the rain. And a friend was in their videos. Mayhem eh!. But the film was ok until some shit bird thing appeared at the end. Not going to spoil this. but turn it off after about an hour it you'll think its a bit ok. Watch it all and you'll be angry. Then. i go to bed. Get up in the morning and i dream of jeannie is on the tv. Maybe should stop listening to that oocult album. Also need to talk to Nichols cage buddy about these crap things hes in. Nichols - if your reading this. Give me a shout. Cheers. Big B.

Wednesday 25 May 2011

JOHAH HEX

Fer fucks sake how did i buy this.My chinese advisor is getting a visit. Every time. 'Good. Good. Very good. English'. Every fucking time. Same bloke who conned me into buying ninja assassin. And he has seen them!!. And then sells me them!!. Hang on........

SNIPER

Now were talking. Really gripping supurbly excuted film that had me rivetted the whole way through. Hadnt seen a good sniper film since that marky mark thing. Fucking brilliant. Not really. A bit shit too. Just watched because couldnt be arsed to get up and change it.

MONSTERS

Not bad (ish). Well until i seen the monsters at the end. I say not bad. I mean 'shit'. Now i'm remembering other bits. Shit the whole way through.

Sunday 1 May 2011

Apocalypto

Watched a little bit of that Apocalypto. Seriously. What the fuck!
Baryy