Thursday, 20 May 2010

Boa Vs Python

Boa Vs Python. Won't be too critical, But this is possibly the worst film made since the beginning of time. I jest you not. Roll on Death Wish 4. Its on next. Fuckin' brilliant.

Thursday, 6 May 2010

Ninja Assassin

Ninja assassin was recommended (several times) by my foreign advisor. I thought i had issues with my other advisor (?), but clucking bell!, this one has got major problems or he is taking the piss?.  


Plot: None. 
Actors: None.  
Overall: Total pish.

Monday, 3 May 2010

The Cove

I am now actually being totally serious. Had to turn it off at one point because it upset me so much. Watched the rest of it though as that was the intent of making this. Truly disturbing. Fucking Bastards.The more people see this the better. Bastards.

Green Zone

.RAGING. Possibly the most i have ever been confused about a film ever. Sat and watched the whole thing. No Drink. Not doing anything else and at the end of the film i had no idea at all who or what the hell was going on. Then it ended!! Ridiculous.

Must also mention that i had fell alseep for at least 45 minutes and woke up about 1 minute before the end.


Brooklyn's Finest

Brooklyn's Finest is actually braven good and nobody even hardly gets shot in it. A little confusing though as i watched it whilst on computer. No cider though (just as well). I have a good idea for film makers too. They should give you 'watch options' at the start so they arent confusing.  Such as 'Normal Mode', 'Drinking Mode', 'Doing Other Stuff Mode' etc.etc. Pretty simple really.