2012

2012 is not good. Yet another pile of hyped crap. I am now starting to think its me who has the problem. And not the films. But it really is shite. Turned off before it ended. As usual.

Clash of the Titans

Watched that Clash of the titans on the plane. I cant beleive i thought it would be good. More hyped crap. It is me isnt it. I preferred the original (which later turned out to be Jason and the Argonauts - well it was close). Shit. It is me. Perhaps if i was 10 years old i would have a different opinion. Im not. So. Shite.

Smokin Aces 2

Smokin aces 2 is pretty good. Mental of course, but good. Seems to be a pattern appearing. Vinnie is pretty good as well as the big fat guy with the quiff. He reminded me of you in looks at least. But, high levels of violence and a realistic sensible story and some cider now that i can get it is always goin to make for good watching.

Armoured

Armoured. Pretty damn good. At last.
Barry

The Jurer

Watched The Jurer. Thing with that doll out of ghost and that alec buddy. Not actually bad. Violence toned done way too much and i dont actually like that doll from ghost. Seen her on the big breakfast once and thought she was a chid. Other than that. Not bad.
choi.
B

Gran Torino

Watched Gran Torino. Pretty dam good i have to say, Although i had to stay up on a school night to watch it which i'm not happy about as i will be tired tomorrow. So. In summary. pretty good, but over shadowed by it being on late. Think it started at 9pm.

Boa Vs Python

Boa Vs Python. Won't be too critical, But this is possibly the worst film made since the beginning of time. I jest you not. Roll on Death Wish 4. Its on next. Fuckin' brilliant.

Ninja Assassin

Ninja assassin was recommended (several times) by my foreign advisor. I thought i had issues with my other advisor (?), but clucking bell!, this one has got major problems or he is taking the piss?.  

Summary,


Plot: None. 
Actors: None.  
Overall: Total pish.

The Cove

I am now actually being totally serious. Had to turn it off at one point because it upset me so much. Watched the rest of it though as that was the intent of making this. Truly disturbing. Fucking Bastards.The more people see this the better. Bastards.

Green Zone

.RAGING. Possibly the most i have ever been confused about a film ever. Sat and watched the whole thing. No Drink. Not doing anything else and at the end of the film i had no idea at all who or what the hell was going on. Then it ended!! Ridiculous.

Must also mention that i had fell alseep for at least 45 minutes and woke up about 1 minute before the end.
Goodbye.

Brooklyn's Finest

Brooklyn's Finest is actually braven good and nobody even hardly gets shot in it. A little confusing though as i watched it whilst on computer. No cider though (just as well). I have a good idea for film makers too. They should give you 'watch options' at the start so they arent confusing.  Such as 'Normal Mode', 'Drinking Mode', 'Doing Other Stuff Mode' etc.etc. Pretty simple really.
Bm

Law Abiding Citizen

Law Abiding Citizen started off with incredable promise. Recommmended by another renound and recognised veteran criticc. But, i fear, a lover of too much cider. The good start did become far fetched and ballicksy to say the least . Which i can only put down to him not noticing because of cider. Or perhaps my opinion of this fellow critic is misguided. Summary. A bit ballicksy (the film and recommendation).
BN

No Country For Old Men

Going crazy watching films.  Now i watched no country for old men. Only watched it because i had seen it before. Knew there was high levels of violence and i couldn't remember the end. Thought it was cider related. But no. There was no fucking end. Bastards.

Crank 2

Crank 2. Totally fakin mental,  and some good ideas. Particularly the porn star strike. Genius.

rest wasnt bad either. 

Shutter Island

Watched 1/2 hr of that shudder thing. Turned off and watched Pacific. These reviews are getting worse.

CA$H

Watched cash. Now appreciating that i am prone to over exaggerating how good some movies are,  i must say that this is a total fucking classic.Well, not really. Its not bad. No blue cunts at least.

Also, comming soon: - just started watching that shutter island. Detailed review to follow.

The Lodger

Watched some jack the ripper bualicks(?) a couple of weeks ago. Jesus christ. Took me this long to ponder my thoughts. For about an hour i thought it was some shit seventies low budget crap. but no. They started using mobiles and computers. wtf. But i watched it anyway to see what happened. So it must have been at bit ok. So summary. A bit ok  (possibly).

Avatar

At chinese cinema. Avatar 3D. The glasses definately made me look cool (pic to follow). Fancied one of those robot things. Changed my mind though, big red flying dragon thing much better. Film was actually brave n good too. And no annoying chids laughing at shit. Only going to chinese cinemas from now on. Only criticism of avatar was the hangover still lurking from last night. Not really films fault.

Bad Lieutenant

WORST REMAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN. 1ST ONE WAS A CLASSIC. THIS ONE ISNT. TOTALLY SHIT LIEUTENANT!!.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

More like Crouching Tiger, total ballicks.