Conan The Barbarian

In cambodia.

Conan tha barbarian is ok. Arnie looks at little strange and is a pretty crap actor. The rest of cast is pretty good. watched 1st half of film on a flight. Took 3 weeks to watch the second half on my next flight. Perhaps a measure of how good this is. OMG this is almost sensible review.

Dead Man's Shoes

watced dead mans shoes. i was rite. classic. Not exactly a hollywood
blockbuster. Crap there anyway. but it made me stay up too late because
i wanted to see the end. Alough i have to admit that my PA (and friend)
(sort of) did advise me of this. Not staying up. but that is was good.
And the 2cv was a master stroke (ou er).
Happy new year. B

Dead Man's Shoes

dead mans shoes. A fucking classic. Havent watched it yet, but it looks
good from the pics. He has an army jacket and has an some sort of axe on
the cover. What more do you need.
Barry

Cowboys and Aliens/ A better life

Plane movies agan. Cowboys and aliens and A better life. Both ok. Jamesy bond one was daft. and Ham solo should be used to this sort of thing. Never said why he had a classic gun on his arm either. As you do. Wake up and gun thin on your arm. eh? Chewy would have been a nice touch. ah well. A better life was nice. Liked the gang guys. I just came from there too!! Any wonder i was scared to walk about the place. Did see a few with tats on their face. Nearly joined a gang myself at one point. But i would have kicked the fuck out of that stealling old mexican man. Total bastard. Ragin. Was at the beech too. But not sure if prefer gang or surf bum (ou er).
Hommes

Shutter Island

shudder island is mental. watched on plane and wanted to get off and kill someone. Who the fuck wrote this.didnt even know if i was real by the end. Which incidently wasnt an end. Lucky i am sensible bloke or i my have went mad. Going to stick to childrens films from now on. The devils rejects is next.
cheers, Brian

Death Race

death race. not bad. similar to going somewhere in friends white van.

Paranoid Activity 3

paranoid activity 3 is braven crap. The little girl should have just
told the ghot to fak aff. Worked for me before. I watched this because
friend of mine described it 'jumpy as fuck!'. What! What! fucking
Waht!!! Going to seriously review my list of friend now. I never know
when fellow reviewers are taking the piss anymore. Why cant they all be…like me.