Sunday, 14 August 2011

Knowing

Knowing actually started off ok. Me thinking it was a ghost thing with nicols. Usual. Turned to shit. Faking space ship!! and the end of the world!! eh!! eh!!. Nicols - ring me now? (ou er).

(Barry does need help, this is his second review for knowing and he hasn't realised)

Maid in Manhatton

I watched 'maid in manhatton'. Sersiorously. I didnt plan to. But did. I am sorry. I am a wreck. A love story. My shrink says i am fucking idiot. I dont know what to do..... Help.

Blood Diamond

Took alot of effort to watch blood diamond as that wee chidly buddy from titanic was in. I am sure you understand my concern. Was actually good. Liked. Last film i seen about diamond smuggling had del boy and denzel in it. It was good too. Maybe only watch films with diamonds from now on.

Sunday, 17 July 2011

Bad Lieutenant (Again!)

Watched what i thought was new (as disc was in foreign language) nicols cage film. After 20mins was very suspicious. It was bad lieutenant. Feel wick. But watched it all again anyway. Not very often a a remake is better than the original. Top quality.

Rock n Rolla

Rock n rolla made me cry. my god. 3 years later i find out this exists!!!. I am an idiiot. well not really. But good.

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watched some film on plane i dont know what it was called. Some nice ugly bloke with a glowing tree on his arm who maybe didnt used to be an ugly bloke or nice or have a glowing tree on his arm. Some sort of love story maybe. It was pretty crap anyway. No idea what happened in the end. Too much red wine and i turned it off to watch bravo 2 zero. Which i fell asleep watching - i think.
All in all this reviewing business is getting pretty bloody tricky.

Monday, 13 June 2011

Red

Red. total crap. Moonlighting was better. Also disappointed in that morgan guy who looks like black version of a friend of mine. Let me read your scripts before agreeing to appear in this sort of thing. But. Shit. Thanks Bruce. you wasted 2 hours of my life.