Sunday, 18 April 2010

Law Abiding Citizen

Law Abiding Citizen started off with incredable promise. Recommmended by another renound and recognised veteran criticc. But, i fear, a lover of too much cider. The good start did become far fetched and ballicksy to say the least . Which i can only put down to him not noticing because of cider. Or perhaps my opinion of this fellow critic is misguided. Summary. A bit ballicksy (the film and recommendation).
BN

Monday, 29 March 2010

No Country For Old Men

Going crazy watching films.  Now i watched no country for old men. Only watched it because i had seen it before. Knew there was high levels of violence and i couldn't remember the end. Thought it was cider related. But no. There was no fucking end. Bastards.

Crank 2


Crank 2. Totally fakin mental,  and some good ideas. Particularly the porn star strike. Genius.
rest wasnt bad either. 

Saturday, 27 March 2010

Shutter Island



Watched 1/2 hr of that shudder thing. Turned off and watched Pacific. These reviews are getting worse.

CA$H

Watched cash. Now appreciating that i am prone to over exaggerating how good some movies are,  i must say that this is a total fucking classic.Well, not really. Its not bad. No blue cunts at least.
Also, comming soon: - just started watching that shutter island. Detailed review to follow.

Sunday, 21 March 2010

The Lodger

Watched some jack the ripper bualicks(?) a couple of weeks ago. Jesus christ. Took me this long to ponder my thoughts. For about an hour i thought it was some shit seventies low budget crap. but no. They started using mobiles and computers. wtf. But i watched it anyway to see what happened. So it must have been at bit ok. So summary. A bit ok  (possibly).

Saturday, 23 January 2010

Avatar

At chinese cinema. Avatar 3D. The glasses definately made me look cool (pic to follow). Fancied one of those robot things. Changed my mind though, big red flying dragon thing much better. Film was actually brave n good too. And no annoying chids laughing at shit. Only going to chinese cinemas from now on. Only criticism of avatar was the hangover still lurking from last night. Not really films fault.